Funky Fungi UV Reactive Crew Socks

Funky Fungi UV Reactive Crew SocksAs much as we'd like the phrase "You can't go wrong with UV reactive psychedelic mushrooms" to be universally true at all times, it probably isn't. But it's definitely correct when we're talking about rave fashion. Feast your eyes on these festive fluorescent Funky Fungi FootClothes and feel your fortunes flourish. Whether it's the symbolism or the general awesomeness of mushrooms that appeals to you, these socks are plurfection.

Designed by notable black metal artist Dipayan Das to be both comfy and occult-y

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A scarf counts as clothing so you can probably avoid getting eaten by the Yule Cat if you get this before Christmas

these would be so perfect to wear while frolicking in the forest

They fly their UFOs all the way from the Pluriades star cluster to remind us to love others and stay hydrated while we soak up the vibes

Hearse in the Hollow

If our Heartbreaker socks aren't enough for you

The Cinnasnails immediately decided their purpose was to remind everyone that it would be a real cin not to indulge yourself once in a while

No one wants to mix up a health potion with a vial of poison

Or maybe the Archtoad cast a spell and has taken all of our free will

but we wanted to take it further and the best way to do that is to make them grey

Who has the time to weigh their options when the world is immolating around them